- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

I had sex with my mother in law

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