How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

How much Is a free app on my market?

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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