- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

Why did it die Nothing died

How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

knock knock who's there?

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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