What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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whats up fuch you bitch

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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Anti Joke

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