- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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hahahahaha thats not funny

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

My parents died!

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

There was an american man on the way to work.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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