- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

A guy was beet by his wife.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

The joke below is absolute shit.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Knock knock. Racism.

PSN IS UP

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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