- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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