- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Harry Chappell raped someone

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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