What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

A man walks into a bar.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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