- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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