a fish swimming in the water swims

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

you...

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

a man said hi.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

penis haha

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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