- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

Your momma so fat, she's fat

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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