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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

What do vampires cross the sea in?

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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