Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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