Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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hot diggity dog

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Hi

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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