- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

Religion.

What did the man without a tongue say...

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