Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

What comes after 69? 70

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

You see how lame this is?

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

I like colin but not as much as apple

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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