- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

I like colin but not as much as apple

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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