- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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