A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

E= McVagina

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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