- Anti Joke

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Autism speaks but not really

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.