How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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