What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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