- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

penis

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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