- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

i dont like chris

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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