Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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