- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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