Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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thomas!!!!

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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