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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

What time is it? Refrigerator

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

this is not a joke. jks

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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