why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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