- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

men's rights.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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