- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.