- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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