- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

The Holocaust

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

Well... At that time everyone expected that the only people that knew hypnosis where either "born with the gift from the stars" or was some old beard man that spent "hundreds of years in the mountains".or a wizard or a shamanic priest, or well some guy in a particular stupid suit of sorts, it increased its potency simple as that, as having people stare at me and laugh because "You are not some beardy guru master" is a pretty bad start for the effective use of mass hypnosis. Mono-ideoism actually just means really concentrated focus on a single object or state of mind, the thing about the name (aside from sounding kinda mono-idiotic) is that strong focus alone does NOT lead to a state of relaxation which is one of the prime requirements to achieve a state of trance, I mean try focusing on something really hard and your body produces a huge amount of beta waves, aka stress. All of that is bullshit, but my horrible childhood did leave me with the "gift" to space out pretty quickly, so I learned it pretty fast without really knowing what it was at first.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

God has put a gate keeper at a gate in heaven to listen to how everyone has died. The first guy comes and says, "I thought my wife was cheating on me so when i came home I see this man hanging off my balcony, I thought he was the man cheating with my wife, so I then push him off, but he was still alive, so I threw a refrigerator onto him, that killed him, but I felt so guilty I soon commited suicide" The gates man said, "Wow thats terrible come in." Then the next guy come and he says how he died, "Well you see I was just oiling myself up for my workout, but I slipped, and fell off my 5th story balcony, and landed in some guys 3rd floor balcony I was hanging off the ledge, and a guy came I thought he was going to help me, but instead he pushed me of and threw a refrigerator on me." The guard let him in, and a third guy came. The Guard said,"Man its going to be hard to beat those guys their just sad. Ok how did you die?" The third man said, "Picture this I'm trapped in a refrigerator...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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