What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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Anti Joke

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