- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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