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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

whats one plus one penis

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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