- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

why did the man die? he was shot

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Women's rights

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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