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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

i have to pee out my ass.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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