What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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all your base are belong to mark

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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Womens rights !

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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This one time at band camp....

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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