- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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