- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Rick santorum

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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