- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Do u take sugar?

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

Womens' sports

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

thomas!!!!

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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