What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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