- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

elen degeneres is straight....

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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