what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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why was the boy sad? because.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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