- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Nock Nock It's open.

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

A black man walks Into a bar.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

What's big and messy? A big mess

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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