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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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