Women's rights...

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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