- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

God. God.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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