The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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penis

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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