yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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children burning

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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i dont like chris

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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