In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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