Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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