- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

penis haha

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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