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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Come in.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

Mormons having fun.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

I was Born ready I was born naked.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

I have aids

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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