rocky is staring at us from outside...

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

yes... that's the joke

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

Here's another:

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

hextech crafting too opieop

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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