Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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thomas!!!!

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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