How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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a horse nibbled a baby

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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