- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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