A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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oooh look a banshee

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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