- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

A women in the kitchen.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

woman..parallel parking

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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