A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

mark is religion

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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