What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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what happens every day? People die

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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