- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

why do you care?

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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