why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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People Order Our Patties

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Bags of delicious poop.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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