What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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women's rights

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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