A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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Reading books

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Hello Braydon

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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