How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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