Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Womens' sports

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